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Festival of Frugality #294 – Employment Jokes

Welcome to the Festival of Frugality #294!  I have been self-employed for more than a month now, but I still remember cubicle living.  In honor of all of my readers that still have to commute every day, I’ve given each section its own employment one liner that I found at Weird Websites.  Have fun!

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Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.

Save Money

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

Budget and Travel

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Frugality

Vacation is what you take when you can’t take what you’ve been taking any longer.

Shopping

Don’t be irreplaceable; if you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.

Investing

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Banking and Insurance

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the ass.

Credit and Debt

Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?

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