Okay, so I’ve been blogging for 3 years and you all have told me that I kick ass. Well, “you all” being any of you that have actually told me that. I just assume the rest of you mean it but don’t have time to write.
Sooooo, I will now resort to begging you to sign up for my weekly newsletter. —>
Please? Pretty Please?
See it in the right sidebar? —> Now please just enter your email and prepare to be…ummm, a little happier every Friday if you like hearing from me.
Oh, and you can totally use a fake name if you want. And I will never, ever share your email with anybody. All mine, I promise.
I swear it’s not spammy. I’ve only sent out Host Gator sales notifications twice in more than a year, and I used HG for more than a year myself and really liked them. I’d still be with them if Jesse Michelsen hadn’t offered me a private hosting opportunity that I couldn’t pass up, lol. And I promise to only send out special newsletters like that if it was a deal that I would want to know about myself.
What You Get
Other than that, you get a little special post from me every Friday (usually something personal or helpful), a link to the exclusive monthly giveaway, and I answer a reader question or two. Yep, short and sweet.
And I Will Bribe You
PLUS, I love you! So tell me what you want!!! If you want more answered questions in my newsletter, just say the word! If you want one twice a month instead of weekly, let me know! If you want me to start including a weekly joke, just say the word! Let me know how to make you happy. I want it to be valuable to you, so what would make you want to share it with your friends?
Okay, enough begging. I’ll leave you alone for now. But remember, online you can only show someone how much you care by socially promoting them and signing up to get their little emails. It’s how we know that we are loved. And it’s how we compare ourselves when we meet in real life.
“Hi, I’m Crystal. I’ve been blogging for 3 years and have __ subscribers.”
Yep, we bloggers pull it out and measure, so help me win the peer pressure-filled meet-and-greets.
Thank you!!! Have a VERY awesome Friday!!!